stimulus, shimulus

Okay so the government wants a stimulus package that will jumpstart the economy? give it out to us. The banks got theirs and then sat on the money. Didn't see that one coming..yeah right. Give us each $1 million bucks. and I guarantee you, we will all be at the store immediately, if not sooner. I personally promise to spend 10,000 in one day. Online, at store, by phone, I guarantee it.